pretty sure i just got put on a government list for buying taco bell on 4/20

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You are so pretty that I am willing to hold in my farts while I’m around you (for now). 

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Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

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